A MERRY KITTY CHRISTMAS!!!

'Twas the night of Christmas, when all through the house
Not a KITTY was PURRING, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that MR. KITTY will soon come to take care;

MERRY CHRISTMAS MERRY CHRISTMAS...lol..I know that, thats not how the "Night before Christmas," story goes...but hey I wanted to put a quick KITTY-TWIST on it..LOL anyway...this CHRISTMAS is the most beautiful part of the year...and the best parts about it is..spending time with your closest FRIENDS and FAMILY..and also it's the season of GIVING...well I say FUDGE THAT and give me my GIFTS!!! lol lol joking.."I KID" I KID...but I truly had an awesome xmas this year, along with me DOING A LOT OF BIG SPENDING, I also received a ton of great gifts...So take a look at my Very Merry Kitty XMAS...Enjoy XOXO Pari

                                  

          

                                           

                       

COPY this...COPY that....BETS BELIEVE...but WHO ROCKED IT BEST???

Oh my what have we found HERE??? ... in the RING we have SOMEONE who needs to think about RETIREMENT vs SOMEONE NEW TO THE GAME.....KEYSHIA COLE vs NICKI MINAJ..... I guess when NICKI saw her girl in the "I aint thru" video in which she was featured in, she saw this dress and said...BITCH I'M going to show you how to rock it....and thats exactly what she did on the CHELSEA LATELY show...I just think as usual Keyshia over did it, yes understandable this was for a video but sometimes pushing the envelope isn't the best thing to do.. whats your VERDICT????? PUT YOUR OPINION BELOW IN THE COMMENTS!!! XOXO

****************Sick Kitten ALERT******************

Hey guys, yeah I know its been a MINUTE....but I've taken A LONG hiatus due to a 3week old cough that I've had. It actually started off with a head cold and grew into a Sinus Infections, Viral infection and a PARTIAL strep throat...(i know right).ugh..SO 3 weeks after the entire infection has been here I finally got my sickly butt up and went to the doctors office.....LAWD knows I hate calling off work because as expected THE MONEY IS THE MOTIVE...but hey this kitten HAD TO GET FIXED!!!! so now I'm on two different MEDICATIONS, benzonatate- which is suppose to help eliminate this DREADFUL cough that I have encountered, and AMO-CLAV which is to fight the ENTIRE infection.....So I decided to take a break from my work space (which is a DAMN CLINIC) where more than likely I got this severe cold from....SO wish me luck guys!!! I must get well before XMAS AND NYE!! but let me do a couple postings for you!!! XOXO PURRRRRRRRRRR-RIFIC!!!

What kind of KITTY ARE You? Take the QUIZ and SEE....

My chicas and I have OUTRAGES TERMS for ourselves....were well known as the KITTENS!! We are fierce, fabulous, sex-driven, business savvy kittens that PURRS every second of the day...People always ask us, Where did kittens come from? What makes you a kitten? Does purring mean your a kitten? So play the game below and answer the following questions then you will know if you are KITTEN MATERIAL......pick the purr-purr-perfect answers and you maybe KITTY-LICKABLE!!!

Also make sure you follow myself and the rest of my kittens on twitter:
http://twitter.com/SaShaJ7
http://twitter.com/KaShaBitchBerry 
http://twitter.com/phillipnlambert 
http://twitter.com/FashionHead_21

1. Your out shopping and you witness a fashion disaster in the dressing room begging for help you:
                A. Look pass the weeping willow and proceed to the check out lane
                B. You whip out your blackberry or iphone and hurry and twitpic
                C. You act like captain SAVE A HOE and run to her rescue
                D. You go to witness this disaster then say u want my HELP PAY ME!

2. Your going out on your first date with the HUNK that works at H&M you wear:
                A. Keep it casual, skinny jeans, tank top and a cute bailman blazer
                B. Trash it out, mini skirt, fuck me pumps, and titties looking like playmates
                C. Keep it classy like momma taught ya, a pencil skirt and button up top
                D. Sexy it up, Mini skirt, banging stilettos, bailman blazer and a haute lip

3. Your senior year of college and you've got the FINAL exam to take in the A.M you:
                A. Call up all of your friends from class and get a study sessiion going
                B. Just wing the exam and see what happens
                C. Stay in on that Sunday and study your ass off
                D. When your in the exam you pull out your blackberry and cheat your ass off

4. The latest trend is the Nicki Minaj bangs and you:
                A. Rock the Nicki look but add your own edge to it
                B. Call up your stylist Quita and tell her to come whip the MINAJ UP on you
                C. Do it all up get the Minaj, pink barbie lip, butt pads and call your self NICKI
                D. Ditch the trend and just do you
             
5. Your so popular that everyone wants to hang so there constantly hitting you up you:
                A. Invite the despee to join, hey they need spice in there life also
                B. Ignore them then when there insight say you lost signal
                C. Invite them to join your circle and add them to the crew
                D. Keep your circle tight, no STRAYS allowed              


POST WHAT KIND OF KITTY YOU ARE IN THE COMMENTS!!! I MUST SEE!! XOXOX

ANSWERS BELOW!!! NO CHEATING!!! ANSWERS BELOW!!! NO CHEATING!!!

IF YOU ANSWERED A TO MOST OF THE QUESTIONS: Your a DIVA KITTY: Your semi-fierce kitty but you keep it classy. Don't get me wrong you will SHANK a bish, only if your pushed to that level.

IF YOU ANSWERED B TO MOST OF THE QUESTIONS: Your a SHITTY KITTY: Your a true BISH!!! Its your way or no mother-fudgn way!! What ever way you can make yourself on top you will STOMP on all those small kitties to do so!!! NARCISSITIC BISH!

IF YOU ANSWERED C TO MOST OF THE QUESTIONS: Your a BORE KITTY that plays by the rules....and sorry...thats not what were about keep it moving...You have no chance at being a kitty!!

IF YOU ANSWERED D TO MOST OF THE QUESTIONS: Your a kitty that is down for this KITTY LIFE!!! Grab your pumps and hooker lipstick and enjoy purring the town!!!

Did YOU GET your LANVIN??? Because I DAMN SURE DIDNT!! FUCK IT GIMME MY LANVIN!!

So...Im sure most of you FASHIONISTA and H&M DESPEE...Know that Lanvin Alber Elbas launched his H&M collection November 20th of this year....ONE thing I can say is that standing in long lines, hiding out in tents while DRUNK and standing in my STILETTOS on my Saturday was not what I was prepared for....So I decided to skip the long lines here in Chicago and try my luck at Orland Mall hoping that they had the COLLECTION...to my surprise THEY DIDNT!! DAMN I should have done my research!!! OH BABY JESUS what I would do to have one of those FIERCE KITTEN dresses for NYE!!! But I had to settle for the REGO H&M garnments. Now don't get me wrong, that's fine by me because atleast once a week I indulge in H&M garnments!!! Hey its my favorite place to shop, I love LOOKING CHIC/COUTURE/AVANT GARDE for the low!! So yes H&M gives me that LONDON feel...WAIT back to the LANVIN collection. This year H&M was lucky to have a TOP designer that has done multiple collections for other designers. Lanvin's line is strictly BOLD and EYE CATCHING....those GARNMENTS must only be worn BY DIVAS that will OWN it!!!! Even though I didnt get to enjoy walking the streets of MICHIGAN AVE in my LANVIN COLLECTION...I'm sure my time is coming...My lanvin addiction will be conquered soon!!

Click the link for the LANVIN promo vid that was twitted by @KANYEWEST via Twitter...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NqxL4uwqHE

My HAIR...I stay WHIPPING it...AND SLAYNG you HO3$$$

February 2009, I decided to try this WHOLE NATURAL HAIR thing out...and to my surprise it has been a COMPLETELY different journey for me!!! I did not do the B/C (BIG CHOP) I chose to just transition. For you newbies to the natural world, transition means to do styles such as, sew ins, braid out, twistout, its just basic styles to grow your hair out without using heat. So it was a VERY VERY LONG journey but I am happy to say I am a PROUD NATURAL. Natural hair not only changes your appearance, it also changes the individual that you are inside. I was so use to looking at what SOCIETY believes beauty is, which is a BLK CHICK WITH WEAVE (no I'M not knocking it) because I use to rock the shhh hard lol, Im just now more happier with who I am and HAPPY that I no longer need to add things to my beauty...My natural hair is FIERCE AND VERSATILE. I can rock twist/pinups/braids/fros and even get a good full BOUNCY blow out. I usually stand out in a crowd because of my gorgeous locks...it makes a statement and the STATEMENT im MAKING noone else CAN make!!!

To all my NATURALS and soon to be NATURALS remember: If you actually have the confidence to ROCK natural hair then yea YOUR KIND OF A BIG DEAL!!! xoxo Pari

Check out my Youtube Vids also.....

'My Natural Hair...Pari It is...

Beautiful Disaster ...This is just a TEASER

So lastnight I experienced a beautiful disaster...This BEAUTIFUL DISASTER then turned into an AVANT GARDE COUTURE FASHION SCENE!!! One of Chicago's TOP PERMORING ARTS Universities had a fashion show that was to die for. It really motivates me when I witness so many young people with a creative drive and a PASSION for Fashion, just as I have...Now don't get me wrong (IM ONLY 24) so I just may go back and get a 2nd bachelors in fashion design......but thats another story. Here are the flyers from the event....I will upload all of the great footage I got lastnite!! I have a pretty awesome interview also featuring a stylist himself Pierre Miller!! STAY TUNED!!!!

The Devil wears Ralph Lauren....

So this was just a quick throw together outfit that I wore to my “FRIDAY JEAN DAY” at work. Since I work in a hospital I love to show my “fashion sense” on Fridays. I actually got the well tailored bright red blazer from my local thrift store here in Chicago. It was actually brand new with tags still attached. Once I saw the designer I knew it was a haute pull that I could not pass up. I paired this classic blazer with a silver blouse, dark denim skinny jean and my platform dark purple and red booties. ENJOY XOXO MUAH

Welcome BITCHE$$$$

Yo...Yo...Yooooo!!!!! #BOOM...Can you say FIRST blog post!!! PARI is up in this PIECE...Man I'm so AMP'D right now!!!! It took me forever to get this DAMN blog up and RUNNING but now that it IS up and running....(((APPLAUSE))) to myself!! LOL!!! SO I want to welcome YOU all into MY WORLD...in the words of the late great "NOTORIOUS B.I.G" relax and take notes...because you are definitely going to be entertained by the life of CHI-HILLS ONLY PARI!!! i will be introducing you to the FAST life baby....me ROCKN out with my COCK out...throwing SHADE on anyone that THROWS it my way....FASTEN YOUR seat BELTS....CAUSE im ready to ROLL...xoxo Pari